"Shave off your damn hair before i do it for you."
SHUT THE FRICK UP MOM I’M TOTALLY RUNNING AWAY NOW
…please pack me some sandwiches for my journey
"so how's mel and charlie been?"
I’m not too sure how Charlie and Mel go together. You put it as if they’re a couple or something.
And if that’s the case, then don’t worry about Charlie, Anon. We have to worry about Barber Shop Pole in THAT situation.
I hope Anthony’s okay
he hasn’t bugged me in two days
"ahhhh ahhhhhhhh achooooooooo!!"
you just sneezed
Let’s be honest, I could reveal much more embarrassing things about you.